Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Fashion Police

You know what? I've been noticing a lot of trends this winter. Let's go over and hear what the fashion police has to say,  for right now. They'll be back tomorrow, when slept out.

Those camouflage pants you bought at that garage sale? No, sweetie, no. Camouflage pants can be hard to pull off, especially with the color combination. And if you want to get camouflage pants that look right, buy your size. As in, go to the mall and try on camouflage jeans or pants. Not that we have anything against garage sales, but to pull this look off, a lot of effort is required. As for style, we just have this: no leggings or flared jeans. We will leave you the other judgment.

Shirts tucked in front but not in back? Well, not in gym. Not with skirts. Not with sweatpants. Only with well-fitting jeans with a beautiful waistband. Maybe a seamless skirt with a flare, if you think you have enough confidence. But that we leave to you.

Annnnnnd totally off-topic for the day: I've discovered the perfect locker organizer- you can all hail now. The last one I bought fell part after a day, and all the others don't have enough space. Meet the Locker Ladder! I don't own this or have any rights, but can't find a TM symbol anywhere, so I am proclaiming this is TM right now. Just search Locker Ladder on amazon, I could not get the url to turn into a link, so here you go.

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